Email : joe at joefusion dot com : Probably the best way to exchange unstyled electronic text with me.

Voice : Try being very loud. If that doesn't work, email me for my secret phone code. You could also try hacking into my mainframe to find it, but you'd have to be an 31337 h4x0r 3x7r40rdin4ir3 to do that.

Post : I love getting things in the mail, but I'd have to be a fool to post my home address on the web. Providing a link to a phonebook that has inaccurate data, on the other hand, is perfectly sensible.

Touching : Poking and prodding work well, if you don't mind enraging me. Otherwise, groping me in a crowd is popular, and much less likely to draw my ire.